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Hereby I make the generous offer to be the person the United Nations elects to oversee the spending of the trillions of dollars that Shubi is about to generate.
I don't mind being scrutinized once per year as long as it doesn't happen during a bridge tournament. I'd hate to see my misplays back in some international report.
number and facts 1 dollar awasome?
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Posted 2007-September-24, 17:39
Please note: I am interested in boring, bog standard, 2/1.
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Posted 2007-September-24, 18:30
I think you would lose that job quite quickly, Han.
"Where are the 440 trillions shubi gave you?"
"Where are the 440 trillions shubi gave you?"
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Posted 2007-September-24, 19:04
Yeah, but in the meantime I'd be three dollars richer. Well, two, because I paid one of them.
Please note: I am interested in boring, bog standard, 2/1.
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Posted 2007-September-24, 21:55
lighter side. love and respect Jerry Lewis,. most memorable segment Dean Martin Jerry Lewis reunion.
about united nations, this is not a business ventur nor a charitable venture this is a social venture created by politicians must solve by politicians.
second thing we all know all politicians has one thing in common that iS GIFT OF GAB.
about united nations, this is not a business ventur nor a charitable venture this is a social venture created by politicians must solve by politicians.
second thing we all know all politicians has one thing in common that iS GIFT OF GAB.
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Posted 2007-September-24, 22:48
a good way to stay healthy is to eat more chinese food
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Posted 2007-September-25, 00:08
There should be a thread about bridge-fortune cookies.
Please note: I am interested in boring, bog standard, 2/1.
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Posted 2007-September-25, 02:13
shubi, look, in all seriousness:
Do you really think that posting random suggestions on an online bridge forum is going to help end world peace? Erm, I mean end poverty and war. Why don't you tie yourself to a tree in front of the UN headquarters? It's much easier to curse darkness than light a candle, y? We can hardly help you, as long as you don't help us help you... If you don't establish the Big UN Committee, we can hardly send the money... Already 3 people have volunteered to send in the $$$, and 1 remarkably self-sacrificing person, Han Peters, has volunteered to take care of the funds. We are all waiting for the plan to take off. But if your post wasn't serious, how could we be serious about it?
Do you really think that posting random suggestions on an online bridge forum is going to help end world peace? Erm, I mean end poverty and war. Why don't you tie yourself to a tree in front of the UN headquarters? It's much easier to curse darkness than light a candle, y? We can hardly help you, as long as you don't help us help you... If you don't establish the Big UN Committee, we can hardly send the money... Already 3 people have volunteered to send in the $$$, and 1 remarkably self-sacrificing person, Han Peters, has volunteered to take care of the funds. We are all waiting for the plan to take off. But if your post wasn't serious, how could we be serious about it?
... and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic.
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Posted 2007-September-25, 05:05
gwnn, on Sep 25 2007, 03:13 AM, said:
1 remarkably self-sacrificing person, Han Peters, has volunteered to take care of the funds.
I do not trust Han with my money. he's a weasel.