[sceptic]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a Couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the Blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think You're going?"


She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

[pclayton]

Be careful what you wish for Wayne.

[sceptic]

I married her

[y66]

Good move man x 2

[Al_U_Card]

Yes, I fired the guy.

[matmat]

just last tuesday.

[Gerben42]

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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.

Why? If you are stressed out you are ill, and should get a note from the doctor that you cannot work and there should be no problem. This way you are hurting your future.

And no, this has never happened to me. I never saw co-workers acting so crazy. And light bulbs don't make noises.

[sceptic]

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And light bulbs don't make noises.

They do in my world!


(and if that statement is not leaving yourself wide open I have no idea what is)

[rayos]

How many (insert ethnic gruop here) would it take to unscrew wayne so he can go how?