mikeh, on Dec 10 2008, 07:33 PM, said:
You belittle yourself, Ken.
Actually, I think quite the opposite. If I go through the discussion, here's what I see:
I answered the question with a response that I dislike myself. But, then I added, with a warning, an FYI note as a general interest observation.
I then added laterk, in response to a different observation from someone else, that I just added this note because perhaps some readers were not aware of the very old Roman 2
♠ bid (not my invention but that of a very strong Italian team).
You then provided observations that insinuated, at least to me, that I am a random gadget man, basing my entire thinking on a solve-the-problem basis. You also insinuated that I am a cherry-picking apologist and hence unreliable.
I then responded with a mocking skit.
You then responded to that skit with hilarious jokes.
First, you claim to welcome innovation, if it is proven. Yet, you pounce on the mere mention of a convention, one that already exists, in a way that seems to suggest that even mentioning a convention requires a disclaimer curriculum vitae for the person mentioning the convention and field notes from lab testing. Very Leno.
Then, you add in your own curriculum vitae, claim offense (Don't you know who I am?!?!?"), and then stake claims of superiority as to bridge methods variation, despite not knowing anything about my history either. I found that joke particularly humorous. You claim offense at an implied ad hominem attack done without sufficient research into the person and react with an actual ad hominem attack without sufficient research into the other person. Great stuff!
The third joke is a non-sequitur, but I love it. You either miss the symbolism ("Official System" being a metaphor for authoritarian incompetence endorsed by committee) or feign ignorance in a brilliant manner. The doubt in the reader's mind is beautiful! You then switch to the classic attack, something along the lines of "I know more about this squizzle-business with the RM Transgronificator than you, because, um, my tool is bigger than yours. So there!"
You then, in the final act, do something I love. You pretend to assume one thing when you know something else. This is great comedy. Obviously, problem solving starts with noting a problem. Then, you find a proposed solution. Then, you conduct testing of that product to make sure that the cure is not worse than the ill. However, you pretend that the second step is the only step, pretend that the company does not do the third step, and then pretend that the failure to do the third step makes doing the now unnecessary first step dangerous. Brilliant! Ignore the problem because any solution will be untested and hence worse than the perceived problem! Gut-buster!
So, I think, rather, that you belittled me, by showing that your comedy is much better than mine. I must concede!!! You are a very funny man, indeed! Send us more!
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.