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#1 User is offline   luke warm 

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Posted 2011-March-04, 17:26

a (relatively)new study

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According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

no wonder i feel tired a lot
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Posted 2011-March-04, 17:58

And my wife wonders why I spend so much time on the forum. I might never have learned this useful bit of advice on good health.
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Posted 2011-March-04, 20:08

Maybe she is wondering why you arent looking at her Ken :)
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Posted 2011-March-04, 21:48

If the author had been a man, I'd have suspected that he produced these "results" after his wife caught him looking at porn.

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Posted 2011-March-05, 07:18

View Postkenberg, on 2011-March-04, 17:58, said:

And my wife wonders why I spend so much time on the forum. I might never have learned this useful bit of advice on good health.


i believe we should probably start the day off right... now if you'll excuse me i think i'll do my 30 minutes of cardio

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Posted 2011-March-05, 08:43

Sung to the tune of "Fame"

I'm going to live forever
I'm going to look on the sly
You won't catch me peeking
On that we'll see eye-to-eye
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Posted 2011-March-05, 09:07

I'm sure most of you have seen this but:

http://www.220.ro/em...ent/gYPu0v5MUl/
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Posted 2011-March-05, 09:38

Oh ***** csaba, why did you have to do it?, I wanted to try the experiment myself :(
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Posted 2011-March-05, 09:42

Who Wants To Play Bridge Forever? I suppose I would be in the age of 119 a manic underbidder heh
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Posted 2011-March-05, 11:38

Repent sinner!

Jimmy you will go blind.
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Posted 2011-March-05, 22:46

What about when I take aerobics class along with a bunch of nice-looking women, do I get double benefits?

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Posted 2011-March-05, 22:47

View Postluke warm, on 2011-March-05, 07:18, said:

i believe we should probably start the day off right... now if you'll excuse me i think i'll do my 30 minutes of cardio

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I have to admit this is the best argument I've seen yet for Intelligent Design.
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Posted 2011-March-05, 23:06

Nope, that's clearly survival of the fittest.

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Posted 2011-March-06, 00:42

View Postbarmar, on 2011-March-05, 23:06, said:

Nope, that's clearly survival of the fittest.


You accidentally hit the "F" key.
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Posted 2011-March-06, 08:30

View Postgwnn, on 2011-March-05, 09:07, said:

I'm sure most of you have seen this but:

http://www.220.ro/em...ent/gYPu0v5MUl/

i think the test was flawed... and even if it wasn't, i think the test was flawed

View PostPhil, on 2011-March-05, 11:38, said:

Repent sinner!

Jimmy you will go blind.

that'd make it difficult to do my exercises, doncha think?
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Posted 2011-March-06, 18:15

View PostWinstonm, on 2011-March-06, 00:42, said:

You accidentally hit the "F" key.


Well, on this side of the pond, "fittest" would be right as well.
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