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#1 User is offline   kenrexford 

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Posted 2008-April-11, 12:58

A sentence that I wrote in another post is designated with an asterisk because it is a sentence that should only be read by people who are kneebiters. If you already have read that sentence, then you are a kneebiter. If you have not read the sentence yet, then do not read the sentence, unless you are a kneebiter. For, if you are not a kneebiter, but you then read the sentence, you will become a kneebiter.
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Posted 2008-April-11, 15:27

What's a knee biter?
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Posted 2008-April-11, 15:40

One step up from an ankle biter
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Posted 2008-April-11, 15:46

The only person I know to have been labeled a "knee biter" is Dent, as an example. However, that may have been unfair. Jillybean provided the correct definition, nonetheless.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."

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Posted 2008-April-11, 16:36

I'm pretty sure you don't need a hyphen for that one.
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Posted 2008-April-11, 21:16

gwnn, on Apr 11 2008, 05:36 PM, said:

I'm pretty sure you don't need a hyphen for that one.

Good point -- corrected.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."

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Posted 2011-April-25, 18:51

bump
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Posted 2011-April-25, 19:11

I am not a knee biter---Jeffery Dahmer
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Posted 2011-April-26, 00:00

people with 0 reputation shouldn't run around bumping threads.
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Posted 2011-April-26, 00:45

Knee Biting is a good fetish
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Posted 2011-April-26, 07:33

Why does a life long ankle biter switch to biting knees?
If you lose all hope, you can always find it again -- Richard Ford in The Sportswriter
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Posted 2011-April-26, 10:21

They reach the age of three so the height is more convenient.

{Where I come from ankle-biter = a kid who can crawl but not yet walk.}
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Posted 2011-April-26, 18:34

It's a nice way to cap off a career.
If you lose all hope, you can always find it again -- Richard Ford in The Sportswriter
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Posted 2011-April-27, 09:36

As usual, the victims are ignored. Why don't those with the scars have a name? or do they (Ken?).
When a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
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Posted 2011-April-27, 11:25

View Posty66, on 2011-April-26, 18:34, said:

It's a nice way to cap off a career.


You seem to have gone out on a limb there. Not kneeded though.
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Posted 2011-May-25, 14:43

View Postjjbrr, on 2011-April-25, 18:51, said:

bump


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