Smorts?
#1
Posted 2012-December-10, 03:25
Yes...this is the word we have been looking for!
Junior - Always looking for new partners to improve my play with..I have my fair share of brilliancy and blunders.
"Did your mother really marry a Mr Head and name her son Richard?" - jillybean
#2
Posted 2012-December-10, 04:29
#3
Posted 2012-December-10, 09:19
It's a load of Pollocks.
#4
Posted 2012-December-10, 09:26
And how about using golf as an example of a sport that fits Q2. If you consistently get holes-in-one, you can't get any better. But I suppose if this ever happened, they could just start increasing the size of golf courses, so there can always be something further to strive for.
I don't think referees contradict his point. There's a big difference between a judge assigning a subjective score, and a ref making determinations of fact (did a player cross over a line, was the ball in or out, etc.).
#5
Posted 2012-December-11, 05:16
barmar, on 2012-December-10, 09:26, said:
But football referees do not simply make determinations of fact. They decide whether that contact was ok or crossed the line to being a foul. In particular, diving is something of an art for a good forward. There is little difference between being able to "con" a referee by a good diving technique than being able to score a good mark in figure skating by a good technique on spins. Indeed one could argue that the figure skating is more objective since the judges are more often in agreement than football referees.
In sports where referees do generally deal with matters of fact, such as tennis, this is easier to accept. But even here there are levels of subjectivity, the Mcenroe effect if you like, where officials may be more ready to make a close call one way than the other. There are very few sports involving human officials that do not have at least some form of non-objective decision under certain circumstances.
#6
Posted 2012-December-11, 07:52
Zelandakh, on 2012-December-11, 05:16, said:
In sports where referees do generally deal with matters of fact, such as tennis, this is easier to accept. But even here there are levels of subjectivity, the Mcenroe effect if you like, where officials may be more ready to make a close call one way than the other. There are very few sports involving human officials that do not have at least some form of non-objective decision under certain circumstances.
Once you include determining whether the rules have been followed, I imagine there are zero sports which don't involve subjective decision making. Even in running a mile, surely one of the 'purest' sports, I think it's relatively common for a judge to have to decide whether the fall that brought down the leader was due to a foul or a 'racing incident'. Once you separate "judges required to enforce the rules, however complicated that might be" from "judges required to assess technical/artistic merit" I think you get a fairly clear distinction between sports, and pursuits I would consider competitive artistic endeavour.
This isn't a complete definition, of course; it still includes all the mind sports, speed eating, and probably some competitive activities I haven't thought of. This came up in conversation quite a lot during the summer (Synchronised swimming? Rhythmic gymnastics??), and I think it's hard to produce a definition of sport which encompasses all the things you want it to, and excludes all the right things.
Competitive activity requiring high levels of physical skill? Solo violin competitions. (and arguably close to excluding something like powerlifting?)
Requiring high levels of fitness/power? Includes ballet, probably excludes archery (or possibly one of the other "shooting" sports, I'm not an expert)
Competitive activity requiring high levels of physical skill, and special footwear? Organ competitions...
To return to the quoted post, the fact that football condones/encourages extensive deliberate rule-breaking may be distasteful, but I don't think it quite excludes it from being a sport. The point of my original definition is that a group of honest players could play a game of football without a referee, and any difficulties arising would be minor, and would be resolvable with better information (eg a video replay); when they finished the game they would know the winner. In contrast, when a diving/figure skating/piano competition finishes, in general nobody can tell who the winner was until the judges announce the result: crucially not even a computer with 'perfect' information could.
#7
Posted 2012-December-11, 08:05
PhilKing, on 2012-December-10, 09:19, said:
It's a load of Pollocks.
Depends on how you approach it. I usually don't care all that much for British satire but I found this clip hilarious.
#8
Posted 2012-December-11, 10:05
#9
Posted 2012-December-11, 15:16
Mind games, on the other hand, have only recently been trying to get accepted into sports competitions. So far they've been unsuccessful, due primarily to the expectation that sports must be physical. In that regard, your treatise fits the mainstream, and the only thing you've added is a new word to describe them.
Notice that there isn't even a word or phrase that distinguishes the sports that are scored objectively versus subjectively. That suggests that the distinction isn't important to most people.
#10
Posted 2012-December-11, 16:28
There is sort of a point there. I enjoy the VuGraph shows a lot, but I play bridge. My wife does not play bridge and would never watch a televised bridge game. Occasionally I explain an impressive hand to her and she politely feigns interest. We can both enjoy watching diving even though it has been a long time since either of us was on a diving board.
Calling bridge, poker, chess, etc mind sports is fine. It's reasonably descriptive, it probably is not really an oxymoron, just don't expect to sell out the stadium. But smort? No. Very much no.
#11
Posted 2012-December-11, 18:21
#12
Posted 2012-December-12, 08:25
barmar, on 2012-December-11, 18:21, said:
Written by Goren, in fact. Which makes it quite a while back. Maybe it continued with someone else?
At one time I had a published collection of the Goren SI articles but I think it is no longer around. If I remember correctly it was in an SI article that CG announced his conversion from playinging 1♠-3♠ as forcing to playing it as invitational.
#13
Posted 2012-December-12, 09:37
barmar, on 2012-December-11, 18:21, said:
If by regularly you mean once a year, you are correct. There was one bridge article each year.
Also, whenever there was a new youngest life master it was reported in "Faces in the Crowd."
#14
Posted 2012-December-12, 15:49