ArtK78, on 2013-May-31, 08:12, said:
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Flannery is weird: as hrothgar said between us, it's a specific call designed to solve a specific hole, and 5=5 doesn't fall into that hole. As such, claiming 4=5 and having 5=5 (which is a nice, easy 1♠, then 2♥ call) is a HUGE "one card". Nobody will play declarer (should he end up being declarer) for it, (even the people who expect 5cM, or singletons in NT, for instance) and frequently that will disadvantage the defence. Now I would see it if it were ♠8-fifth ♥AKQxx 1=2; "looks like 4=5=1=3 10-count to me". But this hand, where the extra shape is basically being used to bring the hand up to strength, no.
There are other conventional agreements like that: what about a mini-Roman on 4=4=2=3? Or, alternatively, a "could be short as 2" 1♣ opening on 4=4=4=1? It's only one card, right? Some "one cards" are different than others.
And, oddly enough, some "one points" are also different from others - a stiff K is used to get to *still* one Work Point light?
I think you argue in my favour in the very next paragraph:
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Basically, that one point and one card can't be "just a deviation" in one paragraph and "incorrect, and very flawed" in the next.
Coming back to the real world with its convention charts and history, deviations that, if disclosed as part of the agreement, would make that agreement illegal are looked at with much more scrutiny than deviations that would be legal if disclosed. Especially in cases where if partner doesn't expect it, it's arguably a psychic (illegal on the GCC) and if partner does expect it, it's an illegal partnership agreement, bonus for not being disclosed, we look at it with more scrutiny.
If we're going to say "this is an agreeement you are not allowed to have", then treating it as a distortion has to be gross, to inflict the dramatic punishment suggested later in your quote ("you can't play it FOREVER, for any range"), or minor (in which case the punishment is massively overboard). If it is gross, and assuming it was deliberate, it's a psychic; rather than going through the circumlocutions, just treat it as an illegal psychic (same punishment as an illegal conventional agreement, so what's the big deal?) and be done with it.
Shorter Mycroft: the P word is not a 4-letter word; it's not even (in many cases) illegal. If the shoe fits, there's no need to try to hobble together a misshapen boot into a shoe.