Posted 2014-September-30, 19:10
This is basically unbiddable scientifically. There is no need to be worried about this. Years will go by, even if you are a frequent player, before you hold this sort of hand again...not only a good 9 card suit but all those Kings as well.
Opening 4N, asking for Aces (specific or otherwise) doesn't appeal to me....far too often partner disappoints you by holding just 1, and deliberately aiming for a minus score on this hand seems a bit weird.
Opening 1♣ will probably get you by the first round, since there are a lot of non-clubs held by the other players, not to mention s lot of hcp.
However, what to do next?
Faking a reverse is an old stand-by, but it is very dangerous when you have no fit or tolerance for responder's suit since you may not get partner in on the joke until far too late. Jumping to 4♣ might work, and I confess I have no idea what that means in standard. I've played it for the past 35+ years as 4 hearts and 6+ clubs, good hand. I've played it so often and with so many partners that my instinct would be to expect anyone, beyond beginner status, to at least think that was the intended meaning.
I suppose 1♣ followed by 5♣ is likely the best effort.
I agree with no 2♣ but, and this will surprise many who have seen my views on 2♣ openers, I don't think it is completely 'out there'.
Finally, of course, one could simply open 5♣ but we will miss too many slams when I make a purely preemptive call.
1♣ then 5♣ isn't exactly scientific but it gets across that you have a club suit worth the 5-level and too much hand to open 5♣ and that seems a fair, tho ill-defined, description.
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